So I was kilted to a fund raiser the other night in a downtown bar. As the fund raiser ended and the regular bar patrons started filling the place I was certainly noticed. I wasn't quite aware of how much until the 'Straight' comments started up. First was, well I should describe her as, a drop dead gorgeous blonde who walked by and then turned on her heels with a very obviously (to me) fake, "Oh, I forgot something" and returned to her table where her, equally attractive brunette friend waited and watched. Being of my particular sexual orientation I couldn't help but check her out on her way by. Both women noticed me do this as this was clearly their plan in the first place and then began the excited muttering, "That guy is straight"! From that point on, any time that I glanced at an attractive woman the very same comment could be heard in my wake with a tone of astonishment from the males and triumph from the females. Next time I think I'll flaunt it a little more and make all the guys jealous.

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