Fake Scots Titles

[artificer]

One brand of Scotch also gives out "Land" if you register with them.

technically it's a "lifetime lease" not ownership.

But it doesn't bestow a "title of nobility" with it; the only thing you get is a dram should you ever visit the distillery as "rent", and a rather nice-looking shingle to hang on your wall. The only title it comes with is "Friend of...."

Not really the same thing.

T.

And you get use of the size 12 wellies!

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