So I'm hiking kilted today. Two couples in their late 30s or early 40s approach....we exchange greetings as we pass on the trail.

Just after they pass a lady turns around and asks, "What are you wearing under there?"

For the first time I tried out, "An elegant p*nis"

She doubled over in laughter and kept clapping her hands. Her three friends were cracking up too. Finally one of the guys said, "Hey, you asked..."

So, first time out this response worked well.