Ya Gotta Love A Drunk

**Mael Coluim** · 24th July 11, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

Reminds me of the rhyme we used to recite back in uni.

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we go to sleep.
When we go to sleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I think Jimmy Buffet had a different spin on it when I was at the University.

**CDNSushi** · 24th July 11, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Mael Coluim

I think Jimmy Buffet had a different spin on it when I was at the University.

Never knew the source of that... But it was frequently used as justification for partying.

**macwilkin** · 24th July 11, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

Reminds me of the rhyme we used to recite back in uni.

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we go to sleep.
When we go to sleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I've seen attributed to the Protestant reformer Martin Luther, who was noted for his love of beer.

T.

**sydnie7** · 24th July 11, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Mael Coluim

I think Jimmy Buffet had a different spin on it when I was at the University.

We must have been in school about the same time

GOP (Grumpy Old Parrothead) here!

**Bugbear** · 24th July 11, 08:39 PM

Did anyone ever find that "lost shaker of salt"...?

**Nighthawk** · 24th July 11, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Bugbear

Did anyone ever find that "lost shaker of salt"...?

No, but all the snails in my farm suddenly melted one day... I think there's a woman to blame. (She never liked my snails, anyway. Or the car I had with the big S painted on the side. It got a lot of attention! Everyone would say "Wow! Look at that S car go!")

**Bugbear** · 24th July 11, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

No, but all the snails in my farm suddenly melted one day... I think there's a woman to blame. (She never liked my snails, anyway. Or the car I had with the big S painted on the side. It got a lot of attention! Everyone would say "Wow! Look at that S car go!")

I didn't see that one coming...

**Nighthawk** · 24th July 11, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Bugbear

I didn't see that one coming...

You're welcome.

**Cherub** · 25th July 11, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

No, but all the snails in my farm suddenly melted one day... I think there's a woman to blame. (She never liked my snails, anyway. Or the car I had with the big S painted on the side. It got a lot of attention! Everyone would say "Wow! Look at that S car go!")

Oh my lord I started to groan at the S painted in the side.

That is so old My 8 Year old has used it out of a 50 year old joke book.

**Mael Coluim** · 25th July 11, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

......<snip>.....
Gonna try the response, "Its my Girl Getter" a few more times and see how it plays out.

Chick magnets kilts are indeed, Ron. Also some tartans magnify the affect. When I wear my Caledonia tartan USAK casual, more lasses comment on the kilt and what to know what tartan it is and comment how beautiful it is.