Quote Originally Posted by GMan View Post
I remember one time I was at a cocktail party and someone came up to me and asked if I know of any good places to eat salmon.
Well this comment must be taken with the caveat that you WERE at a cocktail party. Exactly how late in the evening was this? For the sake of this poor soul I hope he can use the "I'd had a few too many by that point" defense.

I have been asked "Do you know what you're wearing?" not quite sure how that came to their mind. I answer with a simple "Yes I do, a brown shirt."