I was asked the question differently.

[Father Bill]

Just like the Magician's creed: The trick remains a secret because the Magician won't tell.

Bingo!

[Newfoundlander]

In truth, I've only ever ben asked once "is anything worn under there?" to which I replied "no, it all works just fine." That brought out a serious blush from the young lass indeed...

I've often wondered of shooting the question back "would you care to look?" But i'm afraid that might backfire terribly one day...

I think best keep it a secret is safest, hey lads? =) I is fascinating though none the less...

[DrCelt]

A man walked up to the groom at a Scottish wedding, pointed at his kilt, and asked, "what's the tartan?". The groom replied "Och, she'll be wearing a white dress..."

I love Scottish humour, which I think is very helpful when you get questions, serious or not.

[Woodsman]

I had a lass ask me, insisting before I could answer that I was wearing a kilt if I had no underwear and a skirt if I did.

[Mark_in_Fargo]

if it's a male asking me I ask back "that's an unusual fetish isn't it, worrying about another man's underwear?" (no good comebacks to that yet)

[Mike_Oettle]

Newfoundlander, has Phyllis asked you The Question, and what answer did you give her?

[creagdhubh]

Who really cares?