Quote Originally Posted by Jock Scot View Post
Don't let that picture of the atlas fool you! At Scarf HQ there are all sorts of electronic wizardry to track the course of the precious scarf. Take a close look at the frying pan, is that really what you think it is? What is hidden in the toaster? Who knows? But rest assured there is the total output of one nuclear power station keeping the whole project on course.
Hilarious, just hilarious Jock. And I just heard from the Met and they said since the scarf passed through here my phone was hacked but that it wasn't Andy Coulson......