I apologize in advance....

[Meggers]

C'mon! He will look great!

Looks like these people just bought some fabric and made an apron-type kilt out of it. Tied it around the little guys waist.

Pop by a fabric store and get a square of plaid fabric and have at it He will look so cute!

and if he wont tear it to bits, maybe tie a little bit around his neck too

OH! put some one-time blue face paint on him! Braveheart Puppy!

or this:



another cute dog in a kilt: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hmarney...n/photostream/

its a good thing I dont live near you and your wife. Your wife and I collaborating together would never let your poor dog get his dignity back.