New Panda Tartan

[Emmet]

I prefer the Panda hunting tartan myself

[be da veva]

I don't know, they could put the female panda in a Billie Skirt; that always seems to get me going

Female panda in a billy skirt eh ? And I thought I was weird.....

(this is friendly banter..... Let's take it with a smile people )

[zirrow]

didn't think that one through...


though now that I think about it, maybe the wife could use a panda suit...

[FatherWilliam57]

I suppose a Panda Full Mask sporran would be inappropriate? ;)

Ah, you beat me to it! (Do you suppose we could get a group rate discount for the counseling we obviously need?)

[artificer]

Ah, you beat me to it! (Do you suppose we could get a group rate discount for the counseling we obviously need?)

counseling? no worries about that, but I would take a group rate for the lawyers we'll need if we ever dared to actually try and pull it off.

(this is a joke ppl)


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[Joshua]

Rather unfortunate use of slang in the article. Scotsmen, can you please tell me what a "Jimmy Hat" is? Because here, it's slang for a condom...

[Meggers]

hmm... For some reason, when I read about people wearing a panda tartan, this was the first thing that came to my mind:

Rather unfortunate use of slang in the article. Scotsmen, can you please tell me what a "Jimmy Hat" is? Because here, it's slang for a condom...

LOL!! beautiful.

[cruiser348]

Rather unfortunate use of slang in the article. Scotsmen, can you please tell me what a "Jimmy Hat" is? Because here, it's slang for a condom...

I believe we may have just stumbled on the reason they have trouble getting pandas to breed. Take the protection away and see what happens.

[FatherWilliam57]

I am beginning to wonder how many different directions this thread can possibly go (panda sporrans, panda hats, panda condoms, et al). Anyone know what the current record is on xMarks?

[Bugbear]

WBHenry, I think one of my threads holds the record for having the most subjects and directions in a single thread on XMTS.