Just a thought....

[FatherWilliam57]

(this thread made me think of a weird idea for an animated short film ... the items inside the sporran all are animated with faces and talk to one another when the sporran is closed - they're complaining about always being taken out and being blinded by the sudden glaring sun when the sporran is opened - perhaps they are planning a great escape ...then you hear this voice from far below ... the shoes complain "at least you don't have to stare up his kilt all day")

Ok, hopefully someone else has as weird s sense of humour as me

Call Disney...you may have just earned your pay for the week!

[sevenoaks]

The best one I have heard all day.

[CopperNGold]

Yes! So true!

[Whidbey78]

I find this especially true for coins. Someday I will get something to contain them. (I've said that for a couple of years now!)

My sporran is fairly organized and its contents limited, but my wife's purse may one day be an archaeological site. I only went in there once, with permission of course, and discovered the hard way that she had a compass in there. Not a "find your way out of the woods" compass, but a "draw arcs, circles and massive amounts of blood" compass. Apparently discipline dished out by teachers in Catholic schools has moved way beyond the smack with a ruler.

To this day I'm clueless about what's in there, but by its weight I know there's a lot of it and it must be more valuable than what's in my sporran because I have yet to set booby traps to protect it. I fear that one day it will have first-strike capabilities.

[FatherWilliam57]

To this day I'm clueless about what's in there, but by its weight I know there's a lot of it and it must be more valuable than what's in my sporran because I have yet to set booby traps to protect it. I fear that one day it will have first-strike capabilities.

I find that I am enjoying this thread way more than should be allowed by law!

[James Hood]

A kilt with cargo pockets will likely be the next one purchased. Praise forbid we begin using sporrans the size of many ladies' purses.

[Nighthawk]

I always make sure my whiskey flask is on the top, the heck with the cell phone and wallet.

That is exactly how I see it. The important things are always at the top.

Actually, I don't carry any more than I need, which is cell phone, wallet and car keys. I keep my makeup in the car.

[FatherWilliam57]

I keep my makeup in the car.

If that is the case, then I hope I never get caught behind you at a stoplight.

[Whidbey78]

Actually, I don't carry any more than I need, which is cell phone, wallet and car keys. I keep my makeup in the car.

Thanks Hawk. I'll need a whole bottle of Johnny Walker and claw hammer to get that image out of my head.