You know you wear your kilt a lot when....

**Geniepants** · 15th November 11, 05:15 PM

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you walk into your favorite pub wearing pants, and one of the waitresses asks you where your kilt is.

**Macman** · 15th November 11, 05:18 PM

Or even better if she says she's never seen you with your pants on

!

**Geniepants** · 15th November 11, 05:28 PM

Yeah, that'd be a good one, as long as my wife isn't with me

**Mike in Dayton** · 15th November 11, 05:32 PM

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you try to sweep your pleats when wearing P@nt$.

Guilty!

**James Hood** · 15th November 11, 07:32 PM

You have to remember to "fear the zipper" when wearing trews.

**Catdad** · 16th November 11, 07:47 AM

You know you wear your kilt a lot when your neurologist, the produce guy at Walmart and the techs at the Apple store all ask why you aren't wearing your kilt on the same day.

**O'Searcaigh** · 16th November 11, 07:49 AM

When anyone in trousers looks funny to you.

**Chirs** · 16th November 11, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Mike in Dayton

You know you wear your kilt a lot when you try to sweep your pleats when wearing P@nt$.

Guilty!

umm, yea

**chrisupyonder** · 16th November 11, 10:57 AM

You can't find your pants

Chris.

**pugcasso** · 16th November 11, 07:22 PM

You know you're wearing a kilt a lot when you actually forget that you are wearing something out of the ordinary (in this repressed modern age haha).

I've been walking around the streets and grocery stores and I sometimes forget that I'm wearing something really unique.