Quote Originally Posted by Mike in Dayton View Post
You know you wear your kilt a lot when you try to sweep your pleats when wearing P@nt$.

Guilty!
...and in the process, sit on and injure a finger... Guilty!

Quote Originally Posted by Macman View Post
... never seen you with your pants on!
I had a troop of Boy Scouts say that to me last night... And I'm not kidding.