Wearing the kilt while driving

[Dale Seago]

It would definitely be hard to keep a straight face if I saw a man using the towel or belt method!

If it's done properly, you'll never see it: We don't do it until there is no one in a position to notice.

There's a more surreptitious method, if one has a jacket or jumper (sweater) or some such: Use that instead. Looks like you're just putting it into the vehicle, but quickly passing it behind/under rather than over yourself.

[CopperNGold]

That's just wrong on so many levels!