pro's and con's of tartan cargo

[Jock Scot]

*Note to Jock Scot. Jock, you need my camo paintball kilt for you grouse hunting. You could leave your blunderbuss at home (thus leave your manservant there to boil the tea) and in spite of your creaking knees, sneak up on the unwary bird - unseen and kick it in the ****!

Sadly GRANT my days of doing the Hiawatha bit are long gone, so thank you for the offer, but no thanks.