Why she doesn't like the kilt.

**biblemonkey** · 17th December 11, 06:34 AM

Well, last night the wife finally told me why she doesn't like me in a kilt.

She said that while she thinks I look good in the kilt it's hard to grab my butt through all the wool!

And no, she doesn't wanna lift to get to it either...

I guess if she's got to have a reason to dislike the kilt that's one that I can live with!

ith:

Hugh

**New World Czech** · 17th December 11, 06:40 AM

That is most understandable and just something you both will have to live with.

**Father Bill** · 17th December 11, 07:20 AM

No ifs, no ands....

**Matty Ross** · 17th December 11, 07:30 AM

Obviously you haven’t tried Sport Kilt. Smooth to the touch and thin enough to enjoy the touch of a woman’s hand.

**biblemonkey** · 17th December 11, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

Obviously you haven’t tried Sport Kilt. Smooth to the touch and thin enough to enjoy the touch of a woman’s hand.

Something about Santa saying that just makes me feel weird.

**thescot** · 17th December 11, 07:42 AM

At least she has a good reason!

**Caddy One** · 17th December 11, 07:45 AM

I feel your pain.................

**cruiser348** · 17th December 11, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by biblemonkey

Something about Santa saying that just makes me feel weird.

Maybe Mrs Claus likes to give a Christmas goose.

**Joshua** · 17th December 11, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Caddy One

I feel your pain.................

Did you ask permission first? Did the kilt get in the way?

**Lyle1** · 17th December 11, 09:03 AM

Biblemonkey, you are truly a lucky man!

Perhaps a simple alteration to her approach would help. If she slides her hand in between the pleats at an angle she could move some of that pesky wool away from the target!