Why she doesn't like the kilt.

**Nighthawk** · 17th December 11, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by Matty Ross

Obviously you haven’t tried Sport Kilt. Smooth to the touch and thin enough to enjoy the touch of a woman’s hand.

Uh... Coming from Santa, that just ain't right...

Hugh, if she has to dislike it for any reason, that is at least the right one. My wife, on the other hand, loves how she has to work to get her prize!

**biblemonkey** · 17th December 11, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Lyle1

Biblemonkey, you are truly a lucky man!

Perhaps a simple alteration to her approach would help. If she slides her hand in between the pleats at an angle she could move some of that pesky wool away from the target!

That I am. And she's more of a grab-and-dash lady. Pleats are too much work for her. Walks past me in the kitchen and, "whoa!" I still don't see it coming sometimes.

**Sammac** · 17th December 11, 09:44 AM

Most times when we get home after going out, I will unlock the door and open it for my wife and as she walks by and whoa got me again and I also don't see it coming even though I kind of expect it.

**biblemonkey** · 17th December 11, 09:46 AM

The wife and I thought we were weird. Good to know we are not the only couple married for more than a few years that still flirt.

**Riverkilt** · 17th December 11, 10:01 AM

A gentleman lifts his pleats for the lady.....

**Bill aka Mole** · 17th December 11, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

A gentleman lifts his pleats for the lady.....

This whole thread has been great!

**Detroitpete** · 17th December 11, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by biblemonkey

The wife and I thought we were weird. Good to know we are not the only couple married for more than a few years that still flirt.

Going on 20 years of being married to my lovely wife. We still flirt. She still "warms her hands" now and then--she says that my kilts help keep her hands warm, the poor thing. And she's still giving me advice on my caber technique.

I'm the luckiest man in the world!

**CDNSushi** · 17th December 11, 05:28 PM

Hmm... And the reason why my wife LOVES me in a kilt.... quick n' easy access.

Biblemonkey: maybe you need to tell your wife that she needs to work on her technique. Give her ample opportunity to practice...

**NeightRG** · 17th December 11, 05:51 PM

She's just not committed to the task - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e1dYIWu2ME around 25 seconds in.

**CMcG** · 17th December 11, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by biblemonkey

Well, last night the wife finally told me why she doesn't like me in a kilt.

She said that while she thinks I look good in the kilt it's hard to grab my butt through all the wool!

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I think she is saying that she doesn't like you in that kilt, not kilts in general. Lower yardage or lighter material might solve the problem for her and also give you an excuse for another purchase