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    I have a banana in my sporran!

    Ok, random thoughts this morning as I was driving 2 hours to a team building event for a Christian retreat I am going to serve on. This event was from 9:00 - 3:00, and we were supposed to bring lunch. As I left a bit later than expected, I grabbed some snacks and a banana as I walked out of the house.

    Anyway, as I am driving along, I started thinking about how the day was going to go, and how when I walked in with no visible lunch, somebody was bound to ask me where my lunch was, and it struck me as funny that I could say "I have a banana in my sporran!"

    Oh, and I was the only one kilted. Just sounds like one of those lines that should be a double entendre, or possibly crude, but isn't!
    The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long

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    Re: I have a banana in my sporran!

    That's funny.
    What you might need is a full-mask, gorilla-monkey sporran to carry your banana stash.
    I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…

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    Re: I have a banana in my sporran!

    An i thought you were just happy to see me....

    (It's not a raccoon sporran is it??.. talk about acts against nature...)

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    Re: I have a banana in my sporran!

    Some things, although funny, are best left unsaid.
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    Re: I have a banana in my sporran!

    Funny line, but probably the wrong crowd for it!

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