Kilts are not so strange

[Vince]

OK guys, here is the real story. The young man was just being considerate to his dear mum. Now she doesn't have to make the age old comment of 'I hope you are wearing clean underwear'.

[Graham]

Good theory Vince, all i know is that he's better not make fun of me in a kilt!!

[John in Texas]

I understand this problem. Last weekend I hit the pub with my girlfriend, i was wearing my new camo kilt. This guy gave me some funny looks, but didnt have the nerve to say anything. Thing is he was wearing those baggy shorts (you know, the type with legs that would fit around an average mans waist)that came down several inches below his knees, and all I could think was "And you think Ilook funny?????

Some people will never learn. ON the positive, the same evening I got many aproving looks form the ladies, and several men as well.

[Blu (Ontario)]

... he was wearing those baggy shorts (you know, the type with legs that would fit around an average mans waist)that came down several inches below his knees...

Most of the time those shorts tend to look more like one of grandmas' old dresses. If these guys only knew...!