You guys crack me up completely
Yes, true, no such thing as a bad kilt day, it's weird and I don't understand it, but in a kilt everything goes well.
Like that time up on the mountain in a blizzard, my wife and son were miserable (in trousers)'cos of the cold.
Me, I was skipping along the track singing away.
Not bragging, just saying how the kilt makes you feel 10 feet tall.

But then, you all know that.