He won't go

[Graham]

Hank's told be earlier he was just off to Scotland, now I still find him online "checking his email" (so he says.

He just cannot tear himself away from this site, even for a trip to Scotland.

Now THAT is addic....I mean dedication

[Rufus]

I knew he'd come back!

"You can take the Hank from America, but you'll never take the internet from the Hank."

[Kiltedmusiclover]

I'm sure even in the "old country" he will
still find a way to keep and eye on us.

[Jimmy Carbomb]

HONEST TO G_D!!!

There's a story in the paper today about a guy in SCOTLAND who was trying to siphon diesel fuel out of a camper. Problem was... he had the wrong tube and was siphoning raw sewage!!!

The only things that the police found were: a tube in the "black water" outlet, an empty gas can, and a large puddle of vomit.

Hey Hank... how's the trip REALLY going?

[bear]

HONEST TO G_D!!!

There's a story in the paper today about a guy in SCOTLAND who was trying to siphon diesel fuel out of a camper. Problem was... he had the wrong tube and was siphoning raw sewage!!!

The only things that the police found were: a tube in the "black water" outlet, an empty gas can, and a large puddle of vomit.

Hey Hank... how's the trip REALLY going?

Bwaahaahhaa!
Hank! If you want gas, eat haggis!

[Andrew]

[
Bwaahaahhaa!
Hank! If you want gas, eat haggis!

That's right, head down to the nearest grease cooker and ask for a haggis and chips. The heartattack and gas will come shortly after you finish eating, but man does it taste good until then!!!

[Colin]

Hope the trip is going well Hank, we're all behaving and having a good time.

[GMan]

Well some of us are Hank. But you know who the trouble makers are. Hope that all those Scots are enjoying you, and that you are behaving.

Glen