Quote Originally Posted by davidlpope View Post
Hey, go easy on Krispy Kreme! It's a Southern thing. FWIW we don't care if y'all like sweet tea either...

To all immigrants into the location known "Southern States," a semi-official sounding warning has been issued regarding the locations known as "Krispy Kreme." This warning is due to the sugary-flavored substance found in the topping of the Krispy Kreme doughnut and in the Southern Iced Tea that these establishments serve. While testing has not found the exact substance in the sugary-flavoring, and therefore this substance is not illegal at this time; it has been observed that immigrants, when exposed to this item, drool uncontrollably and will fight each other, as well as local citizens who enter the conflict zone, tooth and nail to get the last doughnut or dribble of tea. Consider this your warning.