Reality

[Graham]

Scenario One
I wake up in the morning and put on my trousers, I go to work, answer the phone, take orders, work as usual, write invoices, hope they pay soon.

Scenario Two
I wake up in the morning, wrap the kilt tighter around me, frost on the heather, sun rising over the hills, reflecting off the loch.

I run to the top of the craggy peak to take in the beauty of the sunrise.
Good to be alive today, clean air, now, where are those sheep that went missing?

well, we can dream can we not? Every day in a kilt is an adventure!

[Freelander Sporrano]

I like senerio two best ....But if you did this everyday....then it would be..........well ...Everyday. Which however we look at it becomes tedious in the long run..

You have to have the mundane to really treasure the days where senario Two is the reality.....

Do I hear a bibble bursting......

[Freelander Sporrano]

Sorry. That should be bubble. I type with a stuu, stuu, stutter

[Graham]

I guess that my point is this: when the kilt goes on in the morning - it's almost like entering another time. Such is the effect of the kilt, I don't understand it, I just enjoy it

I think I'm loosing it the cheese is sliding off the cracker

[Rufus]

I guess that my point is this: when the kilt goes on in the morning - it's almost like entering another time. Such is the effect of the kilt, I don't understand it, I just enjoy it

I think I'm loosing it the cheese is sliding off the cracker

Graham - how much of that whiskey did you have?

You know, if you're going to dream, you should at least be a laird or a clan leader. That way, you can ask, "Where are those peons that went missing" rather than, "Wher are those sheep that went missing?"

Or, if you're totally nutters, you could dream that you're the Loch Ness monster, and everyone loves you.

[GMan]

Graham,

That is a tough one, boring pants vs. fun kilts. It really is not that hard, kilts are a dream come true.

Glen