Quote Originally Posted by Graham
I guess that my point is this: when the kilt goes on in the morning - it's almost like entering another time. Such is the effect of the kilt, I don't understand it, I just enjoy it

I think I'm loosing it the cheese is sliding off the cracker
Graham - how much of that whiskey did you have?

You know, if you're going to dream, you should at least be a laird or a clan leader. That way, you can ask, "Where are those peons that went missing" rather than, "Wher are those sheep that went missing?"

Or, if you're totally nutters, you could dream that you're the Loch Ness monster, and everyone loves you.