Irish? Scottish? Welsh? ...
So I'm sitting at the bar having a pint and minding my own business when two women walk in and take a seat a few stools down from me. When they order their drinks I notice they've both got strong accents that I can't quite place. I listen to them talking for a few minutes and finally ask "Are you two ladies from Scotland?" They both turn towards me with looks that could kill and one angrily replies "It's Wales you idiot." "I'm sorry" I reply, "Are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's the last thing I remember.
Mike Nugent
Riamh Nar Dhruid O Spairn Lann
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