Re: for bear re: English 101

Originally Posted by
al'

Originally Posted by
Hamish

Originally Posted by
phil h
Abuse and misuse of the English language are now punishable by fines.
HM The Queen, particularly incensed over incorrect usage of her commas and apostrophes, announced from the balcony of Buckingham Palace this morning: “One has had enough.” .................................
Um! Excuse me, but Her Majesty has never spoken from the balcony at Buckingham Palace........
And how exactly do you know that for sure, Ham? I mean - she may creep up their at 3am in the morning. Unless you've been watching her 24/7.
Hey! You're not that stalker who keeps creeping into her bedroom are you?
Al
Drat! My secret is out. I've been rumbled...
I suppose what I should have said was that she has never 'proclaimed' from the balcony. Yes, of course she speaks up there - to those around her. She'll say things like, "Oh, do look Philip - there's Ham. down there. We like his new kilt. Let's give him a special wave. Come on, you too Charles. Alright? After three ........one ...... two ...... three!!"
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