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Originally Posted by Steve Ashton
You might be a Kilt Addict If - Your wife/girlfriend catches you looking at a mini-kilted lady on the street and she does not worry because she knows you are actually trying to figure out what Tartan that is.
This has to be one of the most brilliant cover stories I have ever read.
When you go to pay your bill at a store cash register and unzip you fly...you may be a kilty.
If you hitch up your pant legs at a urinal... You may be a kilty.
If you are walking down a street of Vancouver B.C. wearing a full mask sporran and some Asean girls ask if they can pet your thing... You may be a kilty.
If you avoid a metal park seat on a hot summer day... You may be a kilty.
Lang may your lum reek and a wee mouse never leaves your cupboard with a tear in its eye.
You might be a kilt addict if you sell your blood to buy kilts.
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month. "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
It you have to buy or build a special closet just to hang up all your kilts.
You haven't had a pair of pants on for at least a month.
You print business cards, with web sites of your favorit kilt makers, because so many folks are asking you where to buy a kilt.
Oh Lord, way too many yep nods....
If you proudly post here about your 50th kilt purchase -- yep - good deal - "might be" is getting a little stretched
slàinte mhath, Chuck
Originally Posted by MeghanWalker,In answer to Goodgirlgoneplaids challenge:
"My sporran is bigger and hairier than your sporran"
Pants is only a present tense verb here. I once panted, but it's all cool now.
You might be a Kilt Addict If - Your wife/girlfriend catches you looking at a mini-kilted lady on the street and she does not worry because she knows you are actually trying to figure out what Tartan that is.
You might be a Kilt Addict If when looking at a mini-kilted lady on the street and your first thought is stripe or sett?
You might be a Kilt Addict if your wife/girl friend calls Rocky or Matt for suggestion on Christmas/birthday presents.
Last edited by Friday; 21st July 12 at 04:30 PM.
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You might be a Kilt Addict if you see road kill and wonder if it is still fresh enough for a sporran.
Haha.... Ive been biking by a deer road kill for the horns but in 100+ Missouri heat I dont want to get within 10 feet of it for fear of it exploding entrails everywhere....
"Greater understanding properly leads to an increasing sense of responsibility, and not to arrogance."
Originally Posted by Steve Ashton
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