No way Bubba, I'm not as brave as Hamish with kilts like that. Anyway, I wouldn't paint in a kilt, not even as old one, I have too much respect for them. That's why I keep shorts handy, i don't care what happens to bifurcates!

I got some funny looks today tho', I was scraping lettering off a bank window in the main street, I had my dustcoat on, but the kilt showed underneath.

My customers are really beginning to wonder about me, but who cares.