A smiler

[Jeannie921]

och aye!
a clever reply
a thank ye
from a Yankee
who cherishes memories
of my 8 years over-by.

[Jeannie921]

Excellent website, KD!
and a clever post.

[MNlad]

Not one of those posts is half bad
Though some may think we're all mad
When it comes to a kilt
It helps when you're built
But hey, everything looks better in plaid.

[Bill aka Mole]

Such a fine display of the gift,
that's well known as the Limerick;
though subtle and sublime,
it helps pass the time;
and above all it keeps the wits quick.

[McClef]

In the US, though not quite in Wilts,
Is a chain selling beer that's named "Tilts"
Where the service is sassy
From a buxom young lassie
With short kilts too naughty for stilts!

[MNlad]

Though rhyme is the name of the game
The lyrics here seem rather tame
For something more spicy
Although sometimes dicey
Most limericks start with a dame.

[Southern Breeze]

Here are few more limericks on kilts
And None at all on Wilts
So loosen a buckle
And have a wee chuckle
At these few rhymes on kilts


There once was a fellow named Hamish
Who thought trousers rather plain-ish
He's stocked his house to the hilt
With rare forms of the kilt
And now we are all fans of the Hamish


If it is kilts that you hoard
Then watch out for the board
In your wifes right hand
And her wicked back hand
Or you'll see stars and not tartan in your hoard


He was well built
And wore a nice kilt
With his wife he would flirt
When she wore a short skirt
It was time well kilt