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**Freelander Sporrano** · 14th July 04, 10:26 AM

Bubba you must know my wife

**bubba** · 14th July 04, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Freelander

Bubba you must know my wife

I think they all go to school to learn this stuff

**Colin** · 14th July 04, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by bubba

Originally Posted by Colin

Freelander, telling the wife is always the hardest part. Just remember they don't tell us everytime they buy new clothes, so why should we

Colin, you gotta be single. I can just imagine the conversation. Wife: "Where did THAT come from?" Husband: " Oh, Bearkilts" Wife: "When did you get that?" Husband: "A while ago" Wife: "Why didn't you tell me?" Husband: "Why? You don't tell me everytime you get new clothes." Wife: "That's DIFFERENT!" Husband: "Why?" Wife: "BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!!!!"
It's a no win deal

Married for over 4 years! I have fallen victim to the double standard many times over the past 6 1/2 that we have been together. I wanted a new kilt, and she got a house..........fair trade.

**bubba** · 14th July 04, 10:39 AM

I wonder. Since women outnumber men, does that make us husbands an oppressed minority?

**Colin** · 14th July 04, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by bubba

I wonder. Since women outnumber men, does that make us husbands an oppressed minority?

Damn right it does!

**Freelander Sporrano** · 14th July 04, 10:52 AM

They really do wear the pants

**Rob** · 14th July 04, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by bubba

Originally Posted by Colin

Freelander, telling the wife is always the hardest part. Just remember they don't tell us everytime they buy new clothes, so why should we

Colin, you gotta be single. I can just imagine the conversation. Wife: "Where did THAT come from?" Husband: " Oh, Bearkilts" Wife: "When did you get that?" Husband: "A while ago" Wife: "Why didn't you tell me?" Husband: "Why? You don't tell me everytime you get new clothes." Wife: "That's DIFFERENT!" Husband: "Why?" Wife: "BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!!!!"
It's a no win deal

Bubba,

It's called female logic. Now there's a contradiction in terms if ever there was one.

Rob

**The Kilted Chef** · 15th July 04, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by bubba

Wife: "Where did THAT come from?" Husband: " Oh, Bearkilts" Wife: "When did you get that?" Husband: "A while ago" Wife: "Why didn't you tell me?" Husband: "Why? You don't tell me everytime you get new clothes." Wife: "That's DIFFERENT!" Husband: "Why?" Wife: "BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!!!!"
It's a no win deal

Refer to the Wife Training Section of Jeff Foxworthys' Blue Collar Tour

Larry