(In a lighthearted manner)
Skirt.
It's spelled skirt!
Not s***t or sk#rt or anything else that gets your point across without using the word skirt.
I don't understand the need to treat the word skirt as if it is profanity we are trying to sneak by a censor!
skirt
skirt
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skirt
A kilt is a skirt the way a 1958 Corvette is just another car.