Quote Originally Posted by Graham
.... What baffles me is this connection I hear between fear of homosexuals (homophobia) and kilts. The two issues could not be further apart....
To simple minded people, homosexuals are limp wristed, lisping, hairdresser types that arrange flowers for a hobby, are immaculate housekeepers, and go to the ballet for entertainment. Also, as everyone knows, homosexuality is a disease and quite contagious! To their slack jawed thought processes all cross dressers are homosexual. And since kilts are obviously garments for women only, therein lies the convoluted connection. To figure this one out I went for several days without bathing or shaving, then sat in front of the TV, (which I moved onto the the front porch along with the couch for the occasion), wearing only grubby boxers and a sweaty muscle shirt, and watched a 24 hour roller derby marathon, while consuming a case of beer and several bags of potato chips. After all that, it was crystal clear!

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