I had to run the gauntlet of the disco queues. On my own I felt very exposed.
David, you take a breath, adopt the 'kilt swagger', tell yourself you are heavens' gift to women, wear a 'knowing grin' and keep walking!

As you pass the staring kids you look at them straight in the face, smile and say "g'day".

That makes them feel important that someone as special as a man in a kilt would take the time to notice them and say hi!

Everyone wins