Hamish good luck at the dentist maybe a kilt pin that looks like a tooth would be in order .
As a side note they are starting to grow teeth now so its looking like 2 years for human trials and 5 years to getting it mainstreamed.If I was as diligent as you with my dental care I wouldn't need as much work. I was going to give you a suggestion as to what to wear but your wardrobe is too overwelming for me to comprehend.So all I can say is if anyone here would know the right kilt for the right occasion it would have to be you.


Talk to you soon,and good luck
Dave
PS I'm not worthy.