Rob, try to look at it as a gift. The kiltmaker only has your best interests at heart in wanting you to enjoy as much good single malt as humanly possible. For me it's Guinness, but hey we all have our preferences. After all, we have to keep those busineses healthy and solvent as well, don't we?

So if waiting a little longer for my kilt means I have to drink more Guinness then dang-nabbit, I'm willing to give it my all. You know, for the good of the economy.