Utility Kilt Question

[tundramanq]

I wear only kilts. Either USA Casuals or Utilikilts. It depends on the amount of "pocket" space I need and whether a sporran would be in the way or be damaged doing what I plan to do.

Both seem to get about the same number of compliments and "the questions" from both sexes.
The tartan Casuals look nicer but get the "where is your bagpipes" question more often.
( My response is, "You don't want to hear how badly I play". )

The wise cracks are from people who would do it to anyone who doesn't dress like the rest of the sheep and have never gotten physical here. I have a sense of humor and better jokes on tap.