Wow! A suit from Saville Row or a kilt... uh... Hmmm...

Well, I've got six kilts and one on order and no suits.

"I dress to the left."

Now you've got me thinking of "The Taylor of Panama" which is one of my favorite spy movies.

A spy gets bogus information that he knows is false but it's what his higher-ups want to hear. The information gets all the way up the chain and a war of liberation is declared.

It's silly.

Such a thing could never happen in real life.

Uh... what were we talking about again?