how to eat whilst kilted

[ratspike]

My problem is that whenever I need to go somewhere important I always spill my drink or get a drip of grease from various foods on me. I am exaggerating somewhat as it is more like every other time, but you get the point.

I'm right there with you. There's some universal law that says the fancier my duds are, the more likely I am to spill something on them. What did I do the first time I wore my new Graham kilt? Got ice cream on it. smh.

I don't do napkins in my lap, so I'm just extra conscious of leaning forward a bit and eating carefully.