I hand washed the kilt Sunday night, pressed the pleats by hand while damp then hung it up to dry. This was the result. Click image for larger version. 

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Not awful, but still a little too messy.

Out of all the options I believe UT kilts comes closest to what I'm looking for. Well, aside from a Freedom kilt in Mossy Oak, but I can't afford one of those.