[QUOTE=Lady Grey;1291037]Too funny, I spat tea over the iPad and so so true.
However I love it when an unsuspecting bloke enters the store looking for something to do with camping, work clothing or in one case motorcross.
They have a glazed look, then the ' stunned mullet' look, then they ask for help. The trail of women following him around the store is hysterical... All offering advice! /QUOTE]

The first couple of times going, they kind of view guys with suspicion. Like a Giant Wolfhound Dog that unknowingly walked into a Cat Fanciers Meeting. Once they knew me, and that I know what I am doing.. well its different after that. That is when we had a Fabric store. The owner retired, and closed and now we have dreadful corporate stores like Joan's and Hobby Lobby.

Generally, there should be chairs.. even if its the ones at the Pattern Books. If they aint no place else, you should find them there along with a nice table to set your laptop and so forth on.