Not putting it on properly

[James Hood]

'Encountered and quietly recommended to an individual, remove the basting stitches, at the Festival in Chicago, last month.

Another man had the pleats in front and when he was agin, quietly spoken with, not he, but his feminine companion, turned beet-red.

Sellers of ready-made kilts might do well to provide an optional card for novices, of how to don and adjust the kilt.