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7th November 15, 02:26 PM
#1
Your worst puns
Rabble,
You know you love them. Share them with the world.
Let's have your worst puns.
For a matador, work is avoidable.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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7th November 15, 02:36 PM
#2
Mikilt, you are one punny guy...
I will think of something good here in a minute
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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7th November 15, 02:50 PM
#3
I can say that I am in love with this thread just from the title, but I am much too comfortable in my own vulgarity and profanity to ever comment. Look forward to the awesome replies though 
"We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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7th November 15, 04:03 PM
#4
Two Shriners meet at a convention, one says to the other "I can't remember your name but your fez is familiar."
Gentleman of Substance
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7th November 15, 04:13 PM
#5
Originally Posted by Big Mikey
Two Shriners meet at a convention, one says to the other "I can't remember your name but your fez is familiar."
A fez only a mother could love.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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7th November 15, 04:17 PM
#6
A will is...
...a dead giveaway.
If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.
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7th November 15, 06:20 PM
#7
Beer, it cures what ales you
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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7th November 15, 07:29 PM
#8
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
Beer, it cures what ales you
A pinch of salt in your beer improves the flavour of the salt....
"Good judgement comes from experience, and experience
well, that comes from poor judgement."
A. A. Milne
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7th November 15, 07:55 PM
#9
My wife tried Hindu Centering techniques -
Chi failed.
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7th November 15, 08:27 PM
#10
nothing moooooves me like a splash of cowlogne on my face, I love the smell of fresh dairy-air!
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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