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10th November 15, 04:59 PM
#41
 Originally Posted by GrainReaper
[looks up to the sky] why couldn't this have been a "limerick" thread?
It couldn't get much verse than it is already!
Rev'd Father Bill White: Mostly retired Parish Priest & former Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair.
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10th November 15, 05:20 PM
#42
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
[looks up to the sky] why couldn't this have been a "limerick" thread?
It was all the fault of a drake
Who made a fatal mistake
A victory thwarted
When a fowl was awarded
The judge did a double-take
A drake, the unfortunate bloke
Whose pipes blew a sour note
The judge could but gander
As his playing meandered
'Twas not what the composer wrote!
Last edited by Mikilt; 10th November 15 at 05:29 PM.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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10th November 15, 06:29 PM
#43
Originally Posted by Mikilt
It was all the fault of a drake
Who made a fatal mistake
A victory thwarted
When a fowl was awarded
The judge did a double-take
A drake, the unfortunate bloke
Whose pipes blew a sour note
The judge could but gander
As his playing meandered
'Twas not what the composer wrote!
Well done!
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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10th November 15, 06:39 PM
#44
Behold the great highlander Milt,
Who rather liked wearing the kilt,
He said it was tartan,
From the clan of MacBarton,
But sadly it was only a quilt.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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10th November 15, 07:27 PM
#45
Mikilt he asked for a pun,
And the avalanche has only begun.
The Rabble has retorted,
With wordplay well sorted.
But once started it can't be undone.
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
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10th November 15, 07:46 PM
#46
To get back on topic...
Pigeons give you cooties
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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10th November 15, 08:08 PM
#47
The pun has a purpose specific
They make corny jokes terrific
When it comes to the pun's function
I have no com-pun-ction
I am a punster most prolific
A Two-fer!
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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11th November 15, 10:42 AM
#48
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the loan officer, who's name plate says "Patricia Wack."
The frog says, "I'd like a loan."
The loan officer asks his name and he says "Kermit Jagger."
The loan officer then asks what the frog has for collateral and he shows her a porcelain pig.
The loan officer then approaches the bank's manager and shows him the porcelain pig and ask what she is supposed to do.
The bank manager replies, "it's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."
"You'll find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." -Obi Wan Kenobi
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11th November 15, 01:31 PM
#49
Dang it Dutchy, I caught myself humming the pun tune and nearly croaked on my drink.
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11th November 15, 02:14 PM
#50
A boxer should be commended on a jab well done
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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