Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
Beef and oats, liver, lamb
I eat haggis any time I can
It's the meal for which I'll beg
With neeps and tatties or fried with eggs

Come to Scotland and you'll learn
How to host a Supper Burns
First the haggis is addressed
Then songs and poems and all the rest

My haggis, my haggis, if I dare boast
Is far better than plain meatloaf
Hearty oats mixed with meat
It's a tasty Scottish treat

If the puddin' race has a chief
Methinks it would have a Scottish motif
It can only be haggis, there can be only one
Haggis is the best, bar none
Very notably discharged.
I might have slipped "forsooth" just before "bar none." ;)