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28th March 16, 03:44 PM
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A diva went to the dentist.
The dentist said, "It looks like you need a crown."
The diva said, "Finally, someone who understands me!"
"Have you ever hunted bear?"
"No, but I have gone fishing in my boxer shorts."
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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31st March 16, 03:13 PM
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What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator?
Amal Shookup
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31st March 16, 03:57 PM
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When my calculator is broken, I count on my abacus.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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2nd April 16, 12:01 PM
#4
A duck went into the chemist's shop to buy some lipsalve. He said to the assistant, "Just put it on my bill."
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