Your worst puns

[LANCER1562]

What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator?

Amal Shookup

[Mikilt]

When my calculator is broken, I count on my abacus.

[Kiltedjohn]

A duck went into the chemist's shop to buy some lipsalve. He said to the assistant, "Just put it on my bill."

[ForresterModern]

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.



I believe it was Mark Twain who said that, next to the practical joke, the pun was the most painful form of humor. I guess that is why each one elicits a lot more groans than outright laughs.

[kiltedcontractor]

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.



I believe it was Mark Twain who said that, next to the practical joke, the pun was the most painful form of humor. I guess that is why each one elicits a lot more groans than outright laughs.

Yet there is a wierd pleasure from the groans.

[MNlad]

I used to tell a lot of puns, but since then I've groan some.

[kiltedcontractor]

I used to tell a lot of puns, but since then I've groan some.

Ooof. Is that like a groan?

[Mikilt]

My candy cane collection is in mint condition

[MNlad]

I've been collecting hand grenades. I started with two, but since then my collection has exploded.

[Mikilt]

I am just winging it, but I think a chicken pun is good every now and hen.