Your worst puns

[MNlad]

I used to tell a lot of puns, but since then I've groan some.

[kiltedcontractor]

I used to tell a lot of puns, but since then I've groan some.

Ooof. Is that like a groan?

[Mikilt]

My candy cane collection is in mint condition

[MNlad]

I've been collecting hand grenades. I started with two, but since then my collection has exploded.

[Mikilt]

I am just winging it, but I think a chicken pun is good every now and hen.

[Mikilt]

Only mildly off topic...

In May, the O. Henry museum in Austin, TX holds a Pun Competition. Seriously. punoff.com.

Whether I go depunds on how expunsive flights are. Registration is closed for this year. There are no more opunings. Maybe if I go, they can puncil me in.

In for a punny, in for a pound.

[MNlad]

I used to play piano by ear, but the headaches were killing me.