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16th April 16, 08:15 PM
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I am just winging it, but I think a chicken pun is good every now and hen.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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17th April 16, 06:21 AM
#2
Only mildly off topic...
In May, the O. Henry museum in Austin, TX holds a Pun Competition. Seriously. punoff.com.
Whether I go depunds on how expunsive flights are. Registration is closed for this year. There are no more opunings. Maybe if I go, they can puncil me in.
In for a punny, in for a pound.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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17th April 16, 05:45 PM
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I used to play piano by ear, but the headaches were killing me.
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
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23rd April 16, 07:20 AM
#4
I think this would be easy to prepare. It's a pizza cake. (piece of cake)
 Pizza cake by michael_malone22, on Flickr
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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23rd April 16, 05:12 PM
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I think my cholesterol level went up 16 points just looking at that thing. It's a forking nightmare.
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25th April 16, 06:39 AM
#6
No pig puns yet?
This is a porcine of the times.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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25th April 16, 03:18 PM
#7
Fresh from the farm
I’d stop the puns, but I don’t know cow
That last one was sheep
But I’ll milk it
These puns are the worst, barn none
Harvest time reaps up on you
Farm puns are corny
I can do more, just you wheat
Man, you're really tolerant of puns (manure)
The farmer's wife, Ferta, never tells the truth. Ferta lies.
Did I goat you into making your own puns?
If you think these are bad, you don't know the calf of it.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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