Well... I'm dumb and dried my kilt in the dryer. Good news is my brother in law got a kilt for his birthday. I ordered the UT Kilts Standard and it's okay too. Not as heavy. I'll be ordering another deluxe soon.

I've learned a number of things in my sxhort tenure as a kilted fellow. Number one, when they shrink, man do they shrink. Not like a pair of jeans either... Two. Don't be impatient. Three. There's nothing better than a kilt in the desert in the summer. Number four. Everyone I know is getting kilts now.