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    A pinniped escaped from the zoo. Her name is Lucille.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Not embarrassed to say....I had to look up pinniped...
    And yet again, well done sir.
    "We are all connected...to each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the universe, atomically...and that makes me smile." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    A pinniped escaped from the zoo. Her name is Lucille.
    Yet again, well done!

    As the ladies all say, you are quite the cunning linguist!
    "Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"

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    Every time I drink red wine I wind up getting a cab
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    In my younger, wilder (and single!) days I would perform magic tricks while out on a date. When driving the young lady home, I would turn into a motel.
    Geoff Withnell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    A pinniped escaped from the zoo. ....
    You picked a fine time to leave us, you seal.
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    One has no need for a snooze button, when one has a hungry cat.

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    The mathematician went without lunch because he forgot his wallet. He could binomial.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Really a McQueen View Post
    You picked a fine time to leave us, you seal.
    Wasn't it B. B. King that picked a fine tune on You Seal.

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    that has to be the sealist pun I ever heard

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    Copyright law is a statute of imitations.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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