Your worst puns

[Mikilt]

Soldiers on guard duty have eaten the same food for sentries.

[Pegasys]

They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.

[Tarheel]

The passing of a cobbler means losing a good sole.

[Kiltedjohn]

A visit from the piano tuner yesterday put me on the receiving end of several awful puns:

1) he commented on a recent newspaper article, which referred to a long-standing local choir. His comment: "It's a pity they didn't give them some chairs to sit on."

2) Someone asked him if he played the piano by ear. He replied that he found it more convenient to use his hands.

3) A child had referred to a well-known piano piece by Beethoven as "Furry Leaves".

Hope you enjoy those puns more than I did!

[Blupiper]

A visit from the piano tuner yesterday put me on the receiving end of several awful puns:

1) he commented on a recent newspaper article, which referred to a long-standing local choir. His comment: "It's a pity they didn't give them some chairs to sit on."

2) Someone asked him if he played the piano by ear. He replied that he found it more convenient to use his hands.

3) A child had referred to a well-known piano piece by Beethoven as "Furry Leaves".

Hope you enjoy those puns more than I did!

Number 2) above: fewer headaches, too.

JMB

[Mikilt]

There's a nude beach in the middle of no wear.

[MNlad]

I found that beach on the map. It's under Wear.

[Pegasys]

What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.

[Mikilt]

When astronauts die, they run an orbituary.

[Tarheel]

The wife (bored at work) sent me this to humor the Rabble.

Her world is full of visual aids and my antics.